Speaking of

Those rugs or mats that welcome visitors to most every public place in Wisconsin and elsewhere? Those are meant for feet wiping upon entrance. This wiping of feet may take near 10 seconds if done properly. If 10 seconds is too much to sacrifice, checking yourself might be in order.

You know what I mean. Just because we might not be patient, doesn't mean we can't be patient. It may take 30 years for someone to learn this, but I damn guarantee you the awareness is satisfying on some level.

C'mon